Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
THE LAST ONE
I wuz shot in the buttoxx like 3 times then funn lol
MY B
What’s with all these people getting stabbed in the ass. XD
I don’t have a birthmark….
Oh lawd, that is EXTREMELY close to my penis. WTF DID I DOOOOO????
Mine is on the bottom of my left foot. I must have been achilles in my past life.
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